Cannonball Read V: Book #26/52
Published: 2011
Pages: 208
Genre: Horror
I picked up this book because I really like Jack Ketchum for the most part (The Girl Next Door is one of my favorite horror novels) and I really enjoyed the first two books in this particular series (Off Season and Offspring). I didn't even know there was a third book until recently.
The Woman would read fine as a stand alone book, but if you've read Off Season and Offspring, you have more of a background on who the Woman is and where she came from. After the massacre at the end of Offspring, she is wandering the woods on her own and is found by a guy named Christopher Cleek. For some reason that I'm not entirely sure of (just insane, I guess?) he decides to take the Woman and lock her up in his cellar then try and bring his wife and kids in on the fun of trying to "domesticate" her. Turns out Chris is a pretty sick guy (and so is his pervert son) and there's lots of blood and rape.
Sadly, this book disappointed me, especially since I know Ketchum is capable of a much better story. This one felt like he just sort of threw it together last minute. It doesn't help that I just recently read the excellent The Summer I Died, which also involves a crazy person holding someone against their will in a basement. This isn't a terrible book (Ketchum is an excellent writer in general), but it just fell short in the character department. The Woman was alright because I knew her character from the previous two novels, but the family who kidnapped her weren't as fully formed as I'd like. I never got a clear reason WHY the father was insane and WHY THE HELL DID HIS WIFE OR DAUGHTER NOT RUN TO THE POLICE THE FIRST CHANCE THEY GOT?? I'm sorry, but if my husband or my dad told me that he had a wild woman chained up in the basement the last thing I'd do would be to stay in that house. The whole family just took the whole thing in stride. It was weird.
I'd definitely recommend Off Season and Offspring, but maybe skip the third book in this trilogy as it doesn't really seem to add much to the story from the first two novels.
Cannonball Read V: Book #25/52
Published: 2003
Pages: 352
Genre: Memoir/Nonfiction
Apparently I'm on a cave kick right now (after recently reading The Deep Zone and Blind Descent) but I think I'm starting to get burnt out. Beyond the Deep is written by Bill Stone, who was one of the men featured in Blind Descent. His journey through the Huautla cave in Mexico was a large part of Blind Descent, but this is a much more in depth account of that journey.
Bill and his then-girlfriend, Barbara, are leading a team to try and extend the depth of Huautla. Bill believes that it has the potential to be the world's deepest cave after some non-toxic dye was placed in the river at the mouth of the cave and it exited in a river miles away - he just has to find a way through. However, Bill isn't the best leader. He's gruff and focused more on the goal than the people who are helping him get there. He seems to be more suited to solo caving expeditions, but he really can't do one of this caliber without a lot of help. After the death of a well-liked team member, most of the crew is hesitant to continue, so he and Barbara end up doing the last leg of the descent alone.
This book is VERY in depth. It's full of caving lingo (there's a glossary in the back to help) and so detailed that you have to read slowly to really picture what's going on. I think in this case Blind Descent was better because it was more condensed. Four hundred pages of rocks and cliffs and ropes gets repetitive after a while and it gets a little hard to follow all of the sumps and passages even with the handy maps that are included in the book.
I also wanted a little more character development. Blind Descent took the time to really flesh out the two men it followed. I actually think I learned more about Bill Stone from that book than the one he actually authored. Beyond the Deep was almost strictly action oriented and I had a hard time telling a lot of the cavers apart. When one of the crew dies, I knew that he was well-liked the rest of the crew but I didn't feel like the author showed the reader that.
It's an incredible story though. I may just be burnt out from reading so many caving books recently.
Cannonball Read V: Book #24/52
Published: 2012
Pages: 256
Genre: Memoir
I love reading memoirs from people who work in seemingly mundane customer service jobs such as waiting tables, working on a cruise ship or, in this case, working the front desk of a hotel. I've worked several customer service jobs myself and it seems that no matter what type of CS job you may have, the customers are all pretty much the same.
Jacob Tomsky (although he goes by "Tom" for most of the book) started out as a valet worker when a new high class hotel opened in New Orleans. He quickly moved up the ranks to the front desk and then to a housekeeping management job before he moved to New York. He tried to change careers, but his degree in philosophy wasn't really getting him anywhere so he started working the front desk of a five star hotel in New York City.
This book was great. I laughed when Tom described his cokehead managers who stole from the minibars and passed out in empty rooms. I cringed when he talked about bad tippers and rude customers (as a former waitress, those rang a little too close to home). He also gave tips on how to NOT be one of those terrible hotel guests (hint: a $20 bill gets you just about anything).
On top of the entertaining stories, Tomsky is actually a good writer and very humorous. This book had the potential to be a very dry selection of stories about weird hotel guests, but the author really put some life into it and it made all the difference.
Cannonball Read V: Book #23/52
Published: 2013
Pages: 304
Genre: Memoir
The Westboro Baptist Church has made headlines for the past several years doing really sick things in the name of their religion. They're based out of Kansas and fly all over the United States to picket funerals (they specialize in soldier's funerals and the funerals of those who have died due to hate crimes) and spew their disgusting ideas in the name of "free speech".
Lauren Drain led a fairly normal life in Florida until her dad decided to make a documentary about the Westboro Baptist Church, who had come into the spotlight after picketing Matthew Shepard's funeral with vulgar signs such as "God Hates Fags" and "Matthew Shepard is in Hell". Lauren's father was an atheist until the church somehow pulled him over to their side and he moved his entire family to Kansas when Lauren was a teenager. I'm still not sure how they persuaded an atheist to join their cult, but Lauren seems to describe the appeal of the church being that they "make sense" with their interpretation of the Bible and they give rational answers to any questions an outsider may have.
What I found kind of interesting about the WBC is that they believe that God preordains who is going to heaven (which happens to be only the members of their church). They aren't trying to gain followers because in their minds everyone else is going to hell no matter what. They simply believe that God wants them to INFORM the masses of being doomed to hell. I'm not sure why it matters if they're informed or not considering they believe there is no chance to change that fact.
As for the church itself, it's very small and consists of mostly Pastor Phelp's family members. According to Lauren, there were only about 60 members in the entire church and her family were considered outsiders because they were one of the few that weren't direct family members of the pastor. Because of that, the Drain's constantly had to try and prove themselves to the church. With Lauren being the oldest child in her family (she has three younger siblings - two are much younger due to the WBC ban on birth control) she is supposed to be a reflection of her family's morals and ethics. As most teenagers do, Lauren rebelled - although that term is used loosely here - by being "preoccupied with boys". However, for someone who didn't grow up in the cult, Lauren is an eager picketer who seemingly thrives off the church's messages of hate.
While the book was a very interesting view into the Westboro Baptist Church, it was a little disappointing. Lauren didn't leave the church of her own free will (she was banished after it was discovered that she had talked to a boy online) and you can tell she very much would still be a part of the church if she hasn't been forcefully removed. She did apologize in the epilogue for some of the things she did, but the rest of the book really didn't show any remorse. For someone who didn't enter the church until their mid-teens, it was really frightening how easily she slid right into the horrors of the Westboro Baptist Church.
Cannonball Read V: Book #22/52
Published: 2010
Pages: 286
Genre: Nonfiction
I decided to pick up this book after reading and enjoying James Tabor's first try at adventure fiction with The Deep Zone. Blind Descent is a non-fiction book that follows two main cave explorers as they try and find the deepest cave on earth.
Bill Stone is convinced that the Cheve cave in Mexico will win the title of the deepest cave if he can overcome some pretty major obstacles and explore a little deeper. This isn't an easy task either - Stone literally spent decades and hundreds of thousands of dollars on trying to prove that his theory about Cheve was correct. When he wasn't exploring the cave, he was trying to invent a new type of rebreather to be used for deep cave exploration. Rebreathers are sort of like scuba tanks, but much more efficient because they recirculate the air allowing for hours of underwater time.
On the other side of the world, Alexander Klimchouk has been leading teams into a freezing cold pit in the Republic of Georgia called Krubera. He believes that he can prove Krubera is the deepest cave on earth.
Klimchouk and Stone are very different men.This kept the story from becoming too repetitive and I liked seeing the contrasts between the two. Stone is tall and muscular who is hard to get to know on a personal level. Klimchouk is a more slight man who is more friendly and easy going. Like the men, the two caves are also very different. Cheve is in southern Mexico, so it's not too cold underground. It's also a more open cave with larger passages. Krubera is filled with freezing water and tight spaces.
Both caves have the usual dangers - tight passageways that are barely larger than a human, deadly falling rocks, dangerous rappels, large bodies of water to cross underneath (called "sumps" in cave lingo), literal absolute darkness, not to mention the danger of just being injured so far away from the surface. A single mistake can be deadly.
Caves are fascinating and this book was just as thrilling as Tabor's fiction cave adventure. He's a talented writer and the fact that he's a caver himself really shows.
Cannonball Read V: Book #21/52
Published: 2013
Pages: 430
Genre: Nonfiction
Besides the random Xenu and/or Tom Cruise joke here and there, I didn't really know that much about Scientology before reading this book. I knew science fiction writer L. Ron Hubbard was somewhere involved, but that was it. This book is a really solid history of the religion as well as the man who invented it.
L. Ron Hubbard was a bizarre man who created an equally bizarre "religion" (it's been under fire many times for not actually being a religion as they do not have a deity or any sort of worship or prayer like most religions). This book follows Scientology from Hubbard's beginnings, through the impact it had on Hollywood stars (most famously being John Travolta and Tom Cruise), and through the current leadership under David Miscavige.
This book was chock full of information. If you've ever wanted to know anything about Scientology, this should be the first book you pick up. It's very thorough and reminded me of what Under the Banner of Heaven was to Mormonism. And trust me, Scientology is every bit as weird as you've been led to believe. Not only that, the alleged secrecy and blackmail by the church is almost unbelievable. For such a small group of people, they really do have a lot of power.
The book includes tons of footnotes that pretty much just say how the Church of Scientology denied almost everything it's been accused of, no matter what proof they have or how many people witnessed it. The whole thing was just fascinating to read. The whole thing is so bizarre it doesn't even seem real.
Cannonball Read V: Book #20/52
Published: 1996
Pages: 864
Genre: Fantasy
I was really far ahead in my books for this year, so I decided to finally tackle A Game of Thrones since I wouldn't feel so rushed to finish such a monster novel. I'm one of those people who actually loves super long books - Stephen King's The Stand is a favorite and I'm one of the few people on earth who actually loved Under the Dome (both are over 1000 pages). My favorite book ever is House of Leaves, which is over 700 pages. I love getting to know characters that intimately - the way only a book that long can do.
So, back to A Game of Thrones. I've never seen the TV show, so I went into it completely blind as to characters, plotlines, etc. I think most people know the general plot by now due to the popularity of the TV show, but here is a condensed version: It's a fantasy novel that takes place in a land that has summers and winters that can last for years. There is a lot of incest and sex and blood. There are also approximately 400 people's names you have to learn.
I wanted to like this book so much. It's got some really great parts and some amazing characters (I found myself wishing there were more Daenerys and Arya in the book). However, there were SO MANY characters and plot lines that it was really hard to get sucked into the story. As soon as I'd start getting interested in someone, we'd switch to a new character and hundreds of pages would pass before we might come back to the other one. By then, I didn't really care anymore.
I think if this book was condensed to just a few characters, I would love it. I still might try and read the next book in the series just to see how a few of my favorite characters turn out. It isn't a bad book by any means - it's just OVERWHELMING at times. I felt like I needed to make charts and notes while reading just to figure everything out.
